Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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