She is in my trunk
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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