He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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