I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
i need some magic done to my vagina
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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