he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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