what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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