I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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