it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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