Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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