What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Randomize
