I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
