its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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