Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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