I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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