ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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