I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I party with great urgency now.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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