In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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