we have officially lost it.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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