I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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