I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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