There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
ok first of all what the fuck
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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