There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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