if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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