what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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