I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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