This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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