Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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