I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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