I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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