Sry I called you an 8
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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