dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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