You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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