they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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