I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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