Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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