i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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