Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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