I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Randomize
