worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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