If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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