When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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