office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
