She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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