Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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