I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
either way he was missing a nipple.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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