RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
