Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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