forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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