youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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