He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize