xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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