i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
