On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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