um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
