my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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