I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I just googled if crying burns calories
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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