Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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