Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
where does the pee come out of this thing
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
